Oh dear, oh dear... talk about clutching defeat from the jaws of victory. A 31-year-old New Zealand man has been cautioned by the police and put on a good behaviour bond after being found trespassing naked on somebody else's property.
Fair enough. But the real story here is the lead-up to his arrest.
Wind the clock back an hour or so to when he received a very promising text message from a young lady offering him a threesome with her and a friend.
"Hello," he may have thought, "that's a turn up for the books."
There then followed a saucy text telling him to turn up at an address and, to save time, arrive naked and 'ready for action'.
Clearly enflamed by the potential of this situation he didn't stop to question the wisdom of this - or even the probability of it not being a genuine offer.
So he arrived on the doorstep of the house, stripped down to his birthday suit...and then, his crowning glory, threw his clothes through an open window before attempting to enter the house.
But of course, he'd been sent the wrong address and the home-owner whose evening he'd interrupted called the police.
Oh, how he'll laugh about this one day.
The woman who sent the text messages meanwhile was charged with "misusing a phone" (the mind boggles).
Thank you Reuters (of all places) for brightening up my day with that story.
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